Foot Peels
Human feet are, on average, pretty gross on their own. So it shouldn't be a surprise that a ton of disgusting products revolve around this disgusting body part.
But even that being said, it's still totally shocking (and gross) to see a foot peel in action for the first time. You can say that it's safe all you want, but something about an entire, intact layer of skin falling off of your foot just seems wrong.
Drain Mushroom
There are lots of ways to remove hair from your drains, but if you're looking for satisfyingly gross, a drain "mushroom" might just do the trick.
As much as I don't want to admit it, pulling a giant hairball out of that metal thing does sound really fun and satisfying. That being said, this is one cleaning job you might want to do on an empty stomach.
Watermelon Slicer
There's nothing about prepping a watermelon that is actually gross, but this windmill-style slicer manages to make it so somehow.
As you get closer and closer to the rind, the watermelon takes on a very "fleshy" look, and you end up looking serial unaliver carving up a victim. It's definitely gross, and a little disturbing that it looks so satisfying.
Pet Hair Glove
While it gets worse in the summer, our pets are pretty much shedding machines year round. And while there are plenty of products out there designed to deal with pet hair, none of them look as fun or as gross as this hair mitt.
Your animals love it because you to pet them to use it. You love it because it deals with all that extra hair. And the internet loves it because at the end of the process you've got a hand-size hairball.
Blackhead Vacuum
If you thought your blackheads were gross just sitting in your nose, prepare yourself--because seeing them all vacuumed up together is 100 times more disgusting.
Judging from the reviews for this product, it seems to actually work, which is great from a business standpoint, but it's terrible for those of us who can't peel our eyes from the blackhead monstrosity in that vacuum.
House Plant Fly Trap
One dead bug is just gross. But a bunch of dead bugs spread out over what looks like a sticky cheese slice? So satisfying that it's basically art.
Unless you're looking to build a nature preserve in your home, you're obviously interested in keeping the bug population in check. And this will definitely do the trick...as long as you don't mind the highly visible bug graveyard.
Vegetable Spiralizer
If vegetables were supposed to look like curly shoe strings, they would grow that way naturally. It might just be a cucumber, but there's something undeniably gross about seeing it mutilated in this way.
If this is what it takes to get you to eat your vegetables, then go for it. But just know this is one of the more bizarre kitchen products ever invented.
Lint Rollers
Sometimes a satisfyingly gross product is staring you right in the face and you don't even realize it. Case in point: lint rollers.
It might be a common item, but there's probably nothing more satisfyingly gross than collecting a clump of loose hair. Don't overthink--sometimes the classics are the best.
Liquid Latex
If you're serious about nail art, you're probably already familiar with liquid latex and how it's both essential and totally gross. Bascially, you cover the skin around your nails with the latex so that nail polish doesn't stain your skin. And then the fun begins...
Once everything is all painted up, you simply peel off the latex. And while this process is pain-free, it most definitely looks like you're peeling skin off your hands.
Fly Bag
You might not think you have a fly problem in your house, but just wait until you find an entire bag full of dead ones waiting for you.
This is one of those satisfyingly gross products that actually seems to be useful, too. You're taking care of a bug problem, but it all gets wrapped up in a nice, neat bag of death.
Pedicure Microplane
With a simple microplane you can get rid of those pesky foot calluses and make pile of parmesean cheese for dinner tonight. What's not to love?
But seriously, this lady is sitting with a pile of...herself between her legs. It's so wrong and yet so right.
Pet Hair Laundry Trapper
Pet hair--it's the satisfyingly gross gift that keeps on giving. Who doesn't want to pull a furball out of the washer every time they do the laundry?
A product like this is a double-edged sword. On the one hand, it's keeping pet hair off your clothes. On the other, I bet most people wouldn't realize how much pet hair they have on their clothes until they used this--and that kind of knowledge can drive someone insane.
Drain Snake
There are tons of ways to pull a wet glob of hair out of your sink, but why mess with success? The drain snake is a disgusting classic that deserves to stick around.
While a snake might not give you a mangled ball of hair, it will pull it out unfurled--allowing you to enjoy it in all its wet, vomit-inducing glory.
Pimple Patches
Popping a pimple is so last year. Now, all the gross cool kids are pulling pus out of their faces with stickers. Apparently, these really work, but even if they didn't, they'd be worth the cost for the disgusting factor alone.
If you're going to try this product, just remember this--everyone on social media definitely wants you to post a picture of your results.
Nose Waxer
I'm not so sure about this one. Disgustingly gross products are one thing, but ripping wax out of your nose is an entirely different story.
That being said, if you're brave (or maybe dumb) enough to give this a try, you're guaranteed a disgustingly good time. And also possibly a bloody good time.
Exfoliating Glove
Normally, if you tell people you want to peel your skin off they're going to look at you like you're crazy. But if you've this weird glove on your hand, it's a-ok.
Exfoliation is an important part of skincare (I'm told), but there's got to be a less gruesome way of doing it than rubbing your skin until it clumps together and sloughs off.
Charcoal Toothpaste
Your teeth can either be gross from lack of care or gross from the charcoal toothpaste you use to keep them white. You've got to be gross one way or another, but at least you get to choose.
While the black teeth look is definitely a novel way to indulge your disgusting side, what in the world does it taste like? Charcoal is typically not something that people think about putting in their mouths.
Zombie Face Mask
Nope, it's not a Halloween costume--just another run-of-the-mill, bizarre skincare product. It's apparently good for reducing pore size and wrinkles, but you're gonna have to look like a zombie burn victim in the process.
While people somehow managed to take care of their skin for millennia without this product, it's a welcome addition to the world of grossly satisfying stuff. Who doesn't want to pretend they're peeling off their face?
Air Purifier
It doesn't matter what brand you buy--an air purifier is going to collect all the disgusting stuff you're breathing in in one convenient place. It's a goldmine of gross.
Pet hair, dust, bugs--it's all fair game for an air purifier. And it's even more fun with a reusable filter because you get to peel off all that gross stuff by hand instead of just tossing it in the trash.
Pumice Toilet Cleaner
If you think that bleach is the best way to clean your toilet, think again! Apparently, rubbing a rock around down there is what really gets the job done.
This pumice stick is so good at cleaning a toilet, it almost makes you just want to clean half. That way you're constantly aware of just how good this thing is at getting rid of toilet grime.
Foot Pads
Didn't know that you can pull toxins out of the bottom of your feet? That's because you can't. This product is a total sham, but, at the same time, it's also one of the most disgustingly fun products on this list.
I'm not exactly sure how they get the foot pads to turn such a vile color, but more power to them! Buy them for the gross factor--just don't think they're actually going to make your feet any healthier.
Stress Relief Slime
Is there a better way to unwind after a long day than with a huge glob of slime? If so, I've not heard about it.
It may sound like a kid's product, but it's perfect for the adult who lives a high-stress life and has secret gross side.
Hair Brush Cleaner
If you need your gross fix, waiting for hair to collect in your shower drain just takes too long. This hair brush cleaner speeds up the process but still ends with a giant ball of hair. Everyone wins.
Now, I'm not entirely sure why you need a special tool to clean your brushes. Fingers do exist, you know. But who am I to question a product that brings us such gross fun?
Toe Separator
From bunions to hammer toe, there are a surprising number of reasons why you might want to invest in a toe stretcher. But whatever the reason you're using it, you're still gonna have to jam those little piggies into this torture device-looking thing.
It's not so much that this product is gross when it's in use--it's after it's been used that's disgusting. There's no telling what kind of foot debris gets left behind on these things!
Pore Strips
Nope, that's not a forest of trees stripped bare--it's a pore strip covered in sebum obelisks that someone just pulled out of their nose.
It might be a gross picture to look at, but knowing that all that gunk was in someone's nose is even more disgusting! It's gross if you do; it's gross if you don't.
Ear Wax Corkscrew
It seems like a bad idea to stick something that's so clearly a corckscrew into your ear, but I guess desperate times call for desperate measures. At least they're covered in wax when they come out.
Just remember this--if you stick one in your ear and you forget your home address, it's in too far. Removing ear wax is one thing, but it's probably best to keep your brain intact.
Seaweed Detox Bath
If you want to rub this terrifying stuff all over you, that's your business. I'm still not convinced that this isn't some sort of ancient, deep sea monster--and you can't enjoy satisfyingly gross stuff if you're dead.
Regardless of what it is (it's seaweed), it doesn't get much more disgusting than wet, gloopy ocean junk. Who even needs good skin when you've got that?
Wax Strips
When it comes to hair removal and gross stuff, it doesn't get any more classic than wax. You're left with smooth skin and a glob of wax that's full of hair (and hopefully, nothing else).
Gawking at upper lip hair may seem passe these days, when there are so many disgustingly fun things vying for our attention. But it's always important to know your roots and honor the classics.
Egg Separator
Whoever made this product knew exactly what they were doing. Separating eggs is already gross enough without turning it into a snot-fest.
That being said, this is the perfect gift for the gross weirdo in your life--or any enemies that love to cook but have weak stomachs.