A Disco Bowl
"Party pooper." —u/whywee
The Bond Villain Chair
"Needs to be on a rotating base for full villain action." —u/Actually_is_Jesus
u/StaleAssignment: "I bet this is expensive."
u/1VentiCholoroform: "Yeah I mean cuts of meat like that have to be at least 15 bucks a pound even on sale."
A Fab-poo-lous Addition
"Poo in a shoe? Dump in a pump?" —@markvee3
"I can just picture the thing slowly closing on someone like a Venus fly trap." —u/SupaKoopa714
Roses That Smell Like Poo Poo Poo
Finally, camo for women!
The Golden Throne
"After all that work they couldn't find anything better than a standard plastic seat cover?" —u/thebayallday
A Conversation Piece
Be our guest?
Snakes on a Pane
"Oh thank God! Felt like I was gonna sleep way too soundly tonight." —@pleasehatethesethings
The Elephant in the Room
"Before you get hung up on the elephant, let your mind wander to what kind of activities require a fully tiled bedroom." —@pleasehatethesethings
Leather Kitchen Cabinets
"That oven is the surprised Pikachu meme." —u/TheVicSageQuestion
This Sturdy Side Table
"Those were her ex husband's legs..." —u/fabergEVJ
A Portrait of George Costanza
"That's 'the art of seduction' you uncultured swine." —u/lollytop
The Chair Force
"Whenever you sit down you have to thank it for its service." —u/ChoccyBoozer | "He was in the chair force." —u/BastardOutofChicago
"They did do a nice job on the finish though." —@peggyhampton
A Secret Garden
"Not pictured: skin suit." —@pleasehatethesethings
7 ft. Standing Woman Lamp, Helmets and Beads Included
"What abut psycotherapy? Is psychotherapy included?" —@pleasehatethesethings
A Hairy Situation
You can laugh all you want, but this weave ain't cheap.
Friends, Family, Farts
It's at least an accurate depiction...
Shrimp-kabobs, Shrimp Creole, Shrimp Gumbo. Pan-fried, Deep-fried, Stir-fried...
"Is this Bubba Gump's Dump?" —@reijasun
Are you supposed to fill this sink with gin..?
A Comfy Nest
"The Bird’s Nest bed is the perfect solution for people who have a beautiful amount of space and want to absolutely ruin it with their horrible taste." —@pleasehatethesethings
A Piano in the Kitchen
"It's the end of days." —@pleasehatethesethings
Welcome to the jungle.
A Couch Under the Sea
"Damn how many years they wait to make that Moana sequel?" —@pleasehatethesethings
The World's Smallest Door
If you're paranoid people can see in from your peephole, this might actually be a great idea for you.
The Floor is Lava Game: Bathroom Edition
"No one is winning this The Floor is Lava game." —@pleasehatethesethings
"I’m sharing this in the hopes that it ruins your day as much as it ruined mine." —@pleasehatethesethings
A Bache-fur Pad
"When Austin Powers demands more Shag. You get. More. Shag." —@evajoe
Purr-kins and Gourds
"Why does the left one's tail remind me of that guy with the world's longest fingernails?" —u/ecn_ln
The Writing's on the Wall
"It's a twister, Dorothy!" —@pleasehatethesethings
A Modern-Day Bidet
"I am actually speechless. I mean in what scenario is this required???? Fraternity rush week? And what does one store in that prison locker built in? #somanyquestionsunanswered" —@pleasehatethesethings
A Wooden Fridge
"Diet tip: turn your fridge into a splinter mine field to prevent late night snacking." —@pleasehatethesethings
The Bat Cave
"Someone left their HotWheels in their sister's Barbie Dreamhouse." —u/AshenPack
A Farm-Fresh Kitchen
"Missed a solid opportunity to smear some faux manure finish on those tiles, if you ask me." —@pleasehatethesethings
A+ for effort though?
A See-Through Toilet
"Exactly ZERO people need a clear toilet." —@pleasehatethesethings
The Lone Star Home
Go big or go home. Or do both.
"Rhi not?" —u/Donnypool
Custom Handmade Chevy Truck Baby Bed
Mattress not included, sorry.
A Shower Buddy
I always feel like somebody's watching me...
Whatever This Is, Pt. 2
Do you see what I see?
Fun With Taxidermy
I'm gonna take my fox to the Old Town Road, I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more...
The Stuff Nightmares Are Made Of
"That light looks like he's dribbling some serious mucus." —@markvee3
Fart, Poop, Pee
"Stop telling me what to do." —@pleasehatethesethings
A Louis Vuitton Knockoff
A Venus Faucet Trap
"I feel the need to tell the world REGULAR FAUCETS ARE OK." —@pleasehatethesethings
Mismatched Entryway Decor
"It's like someone said 'Honey, we need to display this dresser from your great-great aunt and uncle. How can we incorporate that need into our home?' Bingo! Store window in the entryway, but without the glass!" —@coffeeandmarble
"Is the side chair for the lifeguard on duty?" —@tiffanyblue4me
"Someone peaked in high school geometry." —@pleasehatethesethings
A Piece of 'Merica
"Make West England great again!" —u/slmxiv
An Indoor Kiddy Pool...In a Golf Course
"Pretty sure I feel a staph infection coming on just looking at this photo. ??" —@pleasehatethesethings
A Recycled Washing Machine
"Imagine how dope it would be if there were fish that would clean your clothes." —u/SunsetJellyfish
A Fancy Sleeping Bag
"Survival gutted camel training dummy or just a really weird sleeping bag. I am not sure." —u/ReaganAbe
A Han Solo Light Switch
"He's so turned on right now." —u/TurkyHeadEd
A Portrait of Your Pooch
"Worth every penny." —u/socialjusticakimchi
"Adds extra texture." —@adamfralich
Only the Toes Knows
"Um...yea...I’ll take the couch. Or a cot. Or a splintery bed of pallets. Actually just anything that’s not this, thx" —@pleasehatethesethings