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30 Weirdest Things People Have in Their Bathrooms

We’ve seen some weird bathrooms in our time, but these are by far the weirdest bathrooms around. They’re bathrooms that left us wondering if anybody put any thought into them at all. They’ve got some crazy things in them. For example, we found one bathroom that features three guns and a stroller. Sounds sane, right? (The answer is no. None of those belong in the same room.) We saw a lavish, Instagramable bathroom with a fur rug in the tub. Sure, it’s got the dramatic look that will get you some likes by people who aren’t thinking clearly, but somebody out there is showering on a wet, moldy fur rug. Ew.

We also found some fairly normal things in abnormal spots. Anybody want a TV straight out of 1993 right beside their toilet? No takers? We thought not. How about a corded phone? You’ve got to be ready to take your client’s calls at any time! Of course, you can’t forget about the radio/toilet paper hybrid. It would have made its owner millions if it had caught on back in 1953.

That doesn’t even begin to cover everything. Trust us, we’re just getting started. If you’re looking for a cheap, space-saving apartment, why not combine the bathroom and the kitchen. One family did, and the results are stunning! (Just kidding. It’s disgusting.) Perhaps you’d like to have some great views of the backyard. Maybe you’re sick of having to step away from the conversation at your cookout. If so, just install massive glass doors in front of your toilet like one family did.

You’ve never seen bathrooms quite like these.

Do you want water everywhere?

Do you want water everywhere?

I’m sorry, what is that second shower head for? You already have one in the shower, and it’s not the most useful bidet. Plus, that wall behind the toilet is drywall — aka not something you want to be spraying with a showerhead. What’re you doing people?

Image via: Instagram.

Not as pretty as you think.

Not as pretty as you think.

This is a bathroom that has the potential to be gorgeous. It’s just, well, there’s one small problem. There’s a giant fur rug coming out of the tub. Why?

Image via: Instagram.

Innovative TP holders for sale!

Innovative TP holders for sale!

We’re not sure where someone found this toilet-paper holder, but we’re sold. You can do your business and listen to your favorite jams at the same time! What’s not to love?

Image via: Instagram.

No such thing as too much.

No such thing as too much.

Introducing the Shower 3000, now featuring way more shower heads than you’ll ever need! The best part? They’re all aimed right at your stomach. Research has proven you don’t need showerheads any higher than that.

Image via: Instagram.

Alice in... Bathroomland?

Alice in... Bathroomland?

Those tiles are beautiful, but we’re not sure how to feel about their arrangement. Whoever owns this bathroom probably gets a kick out of people’s reactions though!

Image via: Instagram.

Back in the day…

Back in the day…

This bathroom was definitely leftover from the days before people took their smartphones to the bathroom. We’re sure the setup helped someone keep up with all their favorite sitcoms, but we think these people spent a little too much time in the bathroom and watched a little too much TV.

Image via: Instagram.

Kids, time to come inside.

Kids, time to come inside.

This bathroom looks gorgeous, but it’s not exactly people-friendly. Sure, the occupant will have great views, but the kids in the yard? The friends you’ve got over for your cookout? The neighbors? Nope, most people will hate this bathroom.

Image via: Instagram.

Take it on the bathroom line.

Take it on the bathroom line.

If you’re ever on the toilet when we call, then the call can wait. We don’t care how important the call is. This bathroom does make us wonder how often we talk to people who are on the toilet…

Image via: Instagram.

Bathroom humor at its finest.

Bathroom humor at its finest.

Some people hate their jobs. They really don't have anything to complain about, though. 

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Can we apply for new parents?

Can we apply for new parents?

If we came home and found a shrine of ourselves in our parent's bathroom, we wouldn't be sure if our parents were being serious or not. Either way, we wouldn't like it!

Image via: Instagram.

Let’s take this outside.

Let’s take this outside.

Apparently, someone got sick of having a smelly bathroom. They must have also gotten sick of their neighbors. Nobody wants to live next to that.

Image via: Instagram.

Dropping an... Album?

Dropping an... Album?

Tech N9ne isn't just dropping an album in this room! And we sure as anything don't want to be in this bathroom when Tech N9ne does anything.

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Missing something...

Missing something...

This toilet is grossly close to the sink, but it almost seems like it's missing something. Specifically, the toilet flush. Which is in the bathroom. 

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Who needs Legoland?

Who needs Legoland?

Some people don't read on the toilet... they play with wall-mounted legos. That actually sounds better than reading! 

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Why do people love Nicholas Cage so much?

Why do people love Nicholas Cage so much?

Is it just us or does this toilet look a lot the actor Nick Cage? We're not a fan. At all. 

Image via: Facebook

Why is there a microwave?

Why is there a microwave?

That… that’s a microwave. And a mini-fridge. In the bathroom. I’m sorry, but that’s just gross. Really, really gross.

Image via: Instagram.

Let's spend some quality time with each other!

Let's spend some quality time with each other!

This house may only have one bathroom, but it's got two toilets! It's perfect for spending quality time with people you love.

Image via: Instagram.

Welcome to the Throne Room.

Welcome to the Throne Room.

This is a bathroom fit for royalty. No normal person would have a toilet like this.

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What's up with that?

What's up with that?

This bathroom has one looming problem: that paint color. It’s just so bland! Is it tan or peach? No one knows! It definitely needs to go. Oh, and there’s also a washing machine sitting above your head. That’s a problem.

Image via: Instagram.

So much in one weird picture.

So much in one weird picture.

There sure are a lot of guns in a bathroom. Why do you need that many guns near the toilet? Why are Lysol cleaning wipes closer to the toilet than the toilet paper? And why is there a stroller?

Image via: Instagram.

Nobody wants to see that.

Nobody wants to see that.

These people really didn’t like having to look at toilet paper, so they hid it in a dark, hard-to-reach spot. Makes sense, right? No? Yeah, we didn’t think so either.

Image via: Instagram.

Drop a bomb!

Drop a bomb!

Sometimes, bombs have to be dropped. This bathroom is the perfect place for it.

Image via: Facebook.

Can I be excused?

Can I be excused?

With this innovative new bathroom trend, you don't have to worry about people hiding in the bathroom instead of enjoying a nice, family dinner! It's genius.

Image via: Instagram.

Behold, the kitchen-bathroom combo!

Behold, the kitchen-bathroom combo!

There are a lot of great things going for this bathroom. First, you’ve got a lot of natural lighting. You’re in the kitchen with all of the food. People are usually near the kitchen, so you’ll also get to spend a lot of time with loved ones! And you can’t forget about the rent — it’s going to be dirt cheap because nobody wants to live here.

Image via: Instagram.

Some people don't have a brain.

Some people don't have a brain.

We're sure that somebody saw this beautiful glass pane and knew they had to do something with it. Putting it on the bathroom door was not the right choice though!

Image via: Instagram

Let's play a game.

Let's play a game.

We're not sure which is worse: the sign? Or the roll of duck tape in place of the toilet paper?

Image via: Facebook.

Did the paparazzi make this bathroom?

Did the paparazzi make this bathroom?

Some people are more comfortable in front of a camera than Tom Cruise. This bathroom still looks like it was designed by the paparazzi, though. 

Image via: Instagram.

There's too much happening here!

There's too much happening here!

There's so much going on in this bathroom. There's a giant mirror, some plants, a picture gallery, and, of course, the ornate wallpaper. It's a bit too much for our taste!

Image via: Facebook.

What's up with Elvis?

What's up with Elvis?

What's Elvis doing in the bathtub? Seriously, who hangs a picture of anyone in a tub, especially of Elvis?

Image via: Facebook.

It's just bad planning.

It's just bad planning.

Hanging a curtain doesn't make this bedroom any more appealing.  It's still bad planning.

Image via: Facebook.